Metetron freed all the angels, including the imprisoned ones
if you say bless you after i sneeze i just want you to know that youre a real angel and that i love you and will protect you from bad things like teachers calling on you when youre not paying attention
dying my hair green because life is meaningless and I might as well look like yoda
My mother says I look like a christmas tree
Merry Christmas mother fuckers.
this is beautiful and i want to hug you.
GUys PlEaSE ItS LIteRAllY JuST Me WItH ChRIStmAs BoBBles In mY HAiR
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.
Every morning when I get off work I drive past a street called Lois Street and it pisses me off because they had every opportunity to name it Lois Lane but did they? No. This is what’s wrong with society.
but people who get all ‘think of the children!’ when you mention putting queer characters in kids shows piss me off so much
because I am thinking of the children
the queer children who are living in a world that tells them they are wrong at every turn, that denies their existence and refuses to allow them a happy ending
I’m thinking of those children
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space